Total Medals Earned: 5,182 (From 1,337 different games.) Total Medal Score: 89,160 Points
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Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
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He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Solve level 3
Solve Level 9
Solve Level 17
Solve all levels
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/490 points)
A taste of things to come..
Discover Your First Piece of Evidence
Is It human ?
Escape the Lazer Room
Defeat the Ultimate Tyrant
Escape the Trap Room
Drop E-103 during your second encounter
Do business with the mysterious Merchant
Defeat the mutated monster
Complete Chapter 1
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Clear the prologue
Escape the mighty Tyrant !
Find Security Card Level 2
Do business with the Merchant
Use up all the ammo in the dual SMG's
Purchase the Full Metal Jacket upgrade
Find Doctor Lupton's second report
Exterminate the genetically modified caterpillar
Dispatch every creature you come across
Complete Chapter 2
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the first 20 levels
Finish all 40 levels
Finish 20 levels with a 3 star rating
Finish all 40 levels with a 3 star rating
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/85 points)
Save your master.
Find another country.
Are you not hungry ?
Find the revenge ending.
Find new friends.
Find a new Family.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
50 bandit kills
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 4/10 (60/305 points)
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.